he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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