Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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