yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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