I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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