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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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