She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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