You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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