READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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