i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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