JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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