Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
