Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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