what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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