He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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