kristin has been a bad kristin
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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