am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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