I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Vodka?
Forever.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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