Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got chris browned last night
420 ftw
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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