Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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