Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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