Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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