Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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