Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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