can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
