you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I think your dad took our porno
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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