i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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