all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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