In the future we'll all be gay
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
