if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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