Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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