i would punch a child for taco bell
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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