I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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