FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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