It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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