No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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