you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Still dying that you shit outside
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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