A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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I need you to use more vowels.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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