I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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