turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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