Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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