I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I need to sanitize my soul.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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