CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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