Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Holy shit dude........stairs
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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