Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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