Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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