member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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