Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
only you would photoshop your dick
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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