Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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