my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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