is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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