He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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