It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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