Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Drunk walkin through police station. America
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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