drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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