the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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